23 Things That Aren’t Writing

metteivieharrison:

There are a lot of things that writers pretend count as “writing.” Sorry, but I’m here to rip off the veil and expose the truth. There are things that are NOT writing and are likely holding you back from finishing your book (or even starting it):

1. Answering email.

2. Reading books written by other writers.

3. Watching TV shows and movies related to your current project.

4. Facebook/twitter/instagram/tumblr.

5. Laundry (even though you may need clean clothes to write in).

6. Getting a snack to help you write.

7. Doing online “research” all day long.

8. Trying out recipes that might be used by characters in your book.

9. Making outfits that might be worn by characters in your book.

10. Imagining the fanfic that might be written about characters in your book.

11. Planning out your imaginary book tour.

12. Rereading fan mail from your last book.

13. Trolling the internet for bad reviews of your last book.

14. Writing your own outtakes.

15. Planning out how you will spend the millions of dollars in advance you will get from your next book.

16. Thinking about how many books in this series you could write.

17. Writing a fake author bio for the pseudonym you intend to use next.

18. Playing an RPG you’ve invented from your book.

19. Taking an on-line poll to decide what should happen next in your book.

20. Plinking out theme songs for each chapter of your book on the keyboard you keep near your computer for just such a purpose.

21. Making lists of character names for your next project.

22. Inventing a new language for your elves to speak.

23. Writing epic songs and poetry that will never appear on paper.

I am not saying there is anything wrong with doing any of these things. They are fun! I’ve done plenty of them, especially the imagining the crowds of roaring fans at my next book’s movie premier. It can be really useful to keep yourself interested in writing and having fun with the writing. But just be aware that there is a line between things that are actually getting words down and things that aren’t.

You’ll notice I didn’t include things like “staring off into space while sitting at the keyboard,” because I think, strangely enough, that this IS part of the writing process for almost all writers. But if you’re distracting yourself from the hard work of writing, you’re avoiding doing the work of getting the words on the page. What you’re basically doing is trying to keep from doing it wrong, because as soon as you start writing, you’re going to have to accept that you haven’t done it right, and that’s the most painful thing of all.

re: My Imaginary

But where can I read this novel?

Well, here’s the thing… although the first draft is finished, it’s also a huge mess. I’ve been working on the outline for the next draft over the past couple of years, and although it’s progressing nicely, it’s still no where near readable. 🙂 

I mean, if you REALLY REALLY wanted to read the first draft I could send it, but…. I have been told by nearly everyone who’s read it that the ending is terrible. And that’s because I ran out of time. 8) 

But, as a consolation, here are the two covers I made for it:

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This was the cover of the prints I made for my alpha readers!

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And here’s the one I actually had printed, because I always get a vanity press copy made when I finish a first draft as a reward! Plus they’re only like $10 so why the heck not?

I will most likely start writing draft two in January of next year… this year I have to finish my first draft of Fishsticks and Coffee Mafia… yeah. Anyway… there you go. 🙂

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I’m not sure who this girl is. The file name is ‘modernrose’ but I don’t recall who Rose is. She reminds me of Abigail from The Tailor… I know I was tossing around the idea of renaming her, but I don’t think Rose was one of my choices. Maybe it was. Either way, I love her eyes. 

Who are you?

August and Lore from my first novel, My Imaginary. Lore is… probably twice as big as he should be here. Oops. Drawn during last year’s WIFYR conference.