kiaronna:

Just to highlight my reinterpretation of a moment from YOI episode 2:

To set the stage, we have our four faves:

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Yurio, Yuuri, Viktor, and Viktor Nikiforov’s butt.

Everything is fine. Everyone is chilling (except for Yurio, who does not know how to chill).

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Viktor is, admittedly, a little confused because the love of his life apparently didn’t want to jump his bones immediately upon his arrival, and also because Yuuri has been distant. Then this happens:

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*Careless Whisper begins to play*

And our boy Yuuri pulls out ALL THE STOPS WITH HIS SPARKLING BIG BROWN DOE EYES

HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE YOU, Viktor’s shoulder devil whisper-screams, HE DOESN’T EVEN–

what-even-is-thiss:

ready-edmayne:

therainingkiwi:

acertainmaybe:

a-dreaming-equestrian:

no more ‘vampires who correct history books’

more vampires who don’t remember
more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’
more vampires not remembering important historical figures
more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history
more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’
more vampires whose brains work like human brains

More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.

More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”

More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.

More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.

More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”

More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.

YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.

“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”

“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”

Also consider: vampires who realize three or four hundred years after the fact that they knew someone famous.

Just sits up in bed one night screaming “THAT WAS GEORGE GODDAMN WASHINGTON”

*vampire wakes up his girlfriend in the middle of the night*

“Stacy. Hey, hey Stacy.”

“Wh- Eric, what now?”

“I just realized that I missed the entire Islamic golden age.”

“Wh- what?”

“I missed it, Stacy. The whole thing. I was lost in a forest the whole time. I was so lost.”

“Eric, I’m trying to sleep.”

“Stacy they… listen here, Stacy. I missed the invention of the number zero. Stacy, Stacy I’m freaking out.”

atreefullofstars:

docincredible:

rainbowrowell:

fanbows:

@rainbowrowell reminding us why she’s our queen ?

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Sharing because I did in fact say all this – not because I feel ?-ly 

As someone who loves stories that are nothing but two interesting characters having long and rambling conversations, and is absolutely terrible at writing plots, I get where these tweets are coming from but…

When people say “it reads like fanfiction”, they usually means “this reads like bad fanfiction”.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said to myself “Man, I really wish I could just read something about this character dicking around on their off day” and finding fanfiction to that nature… only to find that it is a bunch of sentence fragments and Meaningful Capital Letters assembled into the shape of the same hackneyed plots as the last ten stories I’ve found, written in the first person by someone who doesn’t understand the constraints of first person writing, who might understand the inner workings of the character I’m interested in, but I can’t tell if they do or not because rather than write about the character I’m interested in they wrote about a completely different original character and then stretched the skin of the first character over and claimed it was the same character.

I wouldn’t mind books being more like good fanfiction, but books being written like bad fanfiction is how we get the lowest tier of sentence fragments and Meaningful Capital Letters written in first person by someone who doesn’t understand the constraints of first person young adult urban fantasy novels that go absolutely nowhere with anything (even though they promise that they have a ticking clock to apocalypse). I definitely want every novel to have a ticking clock, even if the only thing it’s doing is telling the time.

The Japanese light novel series Bakemonogatari is an urban fantasy series that basically consists of long rambling conversations about complex Japanese wordplay and cute anime girls who are troubled by vaguely Lovecraftian mythological creatures, but it’s one of the most successful light novel series ever. Because it promises precisely that and delivers on precisely what it promises. It’s really, really good.

When it was first posed to him that they adapt his book series into an anime television show, author Nisio Isin had no clue how they’d do it. Not because it was a theoretically complex undertaking, but the opposite. The second story, Mayoi Snail, is pretty much nothing but one long conversation about a multitude of topics between the main character, his girlfriend, and the titular cute anime girl as they meander around an otherwise abandoned playground.

How do you make an interesting animation out of that? But, somehow, they did it. By god, did they ever. And, most importantly, it’s a very faithful adaptation. The Bakemonogatari anime series is a fucking visual trip, even though it’s so sparse and barren there literally aren’t even any background characters (though later seasons, which actually had a budget thanks to the first seasons success, would turn that into a stylistic narrative tool). Hell, the first series wasn’t even able to fully animate itself, but they turned the missing parts into a visual aesthetic.

When Rainbow Rowell says that she wishes books were more like fanfiction, she’s probably thinking of a book a lot like Bakemonogatari’s first volume (which contains what are probably its three strongest and most evocative stories, including Mayoi Snail), and not something like Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (which isn’t a book, but does feel very much like bad fanfiction).

Fanfiction is also where a lot of a) innovation and b) representation happens that doesn’t to the same extent in mainstream published fiction. That’s another facet of fanfiction I would like to see reflected in publication.

“I should be writing,” I say as I draw Vitya again

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Tagged by @seeingteacupsindragons – thanks! 😀 

Rules: Post the last sentence you wrote in your story/piece of writing and then tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

There was something about the dark, and having someone so close; an almost sort of anonymous intimacy that let you confess what you couldn’t any other time.

27 people? omg… uhhh

@mamodewberry @anyahatesbunnies @ociannecrinaeae …. idk many of you are writers, please do the thing, I’m falling asleep ;__; everyone do the thing

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such-justice-wow:

black–twitter:

Teenage alcoholism is so important to recognise. It is not healthy to be getting absolutely wasted a few times a week and sometimes young adults become alcoholic without realising it. If you are unable to have a fun time without drinking or you feel like you need to drink when others are in an overwhelming way then consider getting help.

No really. Get help. It starts with parties, and then it’s “lol im just sad all the time” and before you know it everything is awful and you’re spiralling out of control. Don’t get sucked in and don’t let tumblr Depression Culture make you think it’s normal.