The types as quotes from actual people with that type:
ESFP – “Well the sales tax in Hawaii is really good so I had to buy couture shoes to capatalize on that.”
ESFJ – “You look sad. Do you want to talk about your nemesis? Will that help?”
ESTP – “I’m not saying I would have sex with myself, just that if there were three of me and the other two were; well, I’d watch.”
ESTJ – “It’s not that you’re wrong so much as you are breaking the rules, and the rules clearly state that you’re an idiot.”
ENFP – “Paint ball is better than lazer tag because there’s the potetial to get hurt and why bother otherwise.”
ENFJ – “This makes me want to write a haiku about my feelings, I’m going to put it on the back of my next mixtape.”
ENTP – “Please dont be dissapointed in me but I started a protest in class because I was bored.”
ENTJ – “I made you a list of why you’re wrong. It’s three pages and not even double spaced.”
ISFP – “I think if you look hard enough everybody is a tortured soul. Like Lana Del Ray.”
ISFJ – “I don’t know how to help I already made a casserole what do I do”
ISTP – “Go get the iodine I found my flame thrower.”
ISTJ – “You don’t understand, I love this venitian plaster wall more than you.”
INFP – “I made myself sad thinking about a divorced fox just now. His poor children.”
INFJ – “I don’t know I just had a feeling.”
INTP – “I could be lying but-” //walks away//
INTJ – “Have you considered lobotomising yourself in the name of science?”