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like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

What about texas shaped eggs?

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

WELCOME TO TEXAS

I see your shrimpy-ass pool and raise you the ENORMOUS TEXAS WAVE POOL from the Six Flags in San Antonio. 

I almost drowned in this thing once!!

okay but one of my new life goals is to go to the texas shaped wave pool, this absolutely needs to happen.

unfortunately i think san antonio is one of those places so far from dallas that shannon’s mom took a PLANE there, so i don’t know how feasible it is.

is that texas shaped toast texas toast though

because if that isn’t texas shaped texas toast i will be so disappointed

also fyi it’s completely possible to live in Texas and not encounter any of these.

yeah, um, I have lived here for approximately 15 years and not seen a single one of these

It depends on where you go and who you hang out with. Some folks do it ironically, some entirely seriously, and some do both just to fuck with people.

I hold my little Texas Turkey statue in a place of fond love and memory even though I haven’t lived in Texas for… 25-something years.

That Texas Pride gets ingrained DEEP, man. The y’alls still come out when I’m angry. I can’t control it!