yipsinternally:

dumbbirdyboy:

isaac-blank:

jack-the-lion:

sweet-soul-brotha:

chocolatemarshmallowpenguin:

scav-church:

Well?

I think I just killed my foot

Back of the neck. RIP me

My TV is dead! D’X

i just shot myself in the dick

There goes my left lung

My right lower leg is goneee

I just shot myself in the throat, apparently. Uh. Why was my hand wrapped around my throat just now, anyway?