March 20, 2014December 4, 2018

I made honey-glazed carrots from scratch for the first time on Sunday. Ohhhhmmaannnn that dinner was tasty. It featured:

Baked salmon fillets (with lemon pepper and salt)
Red potatoes fried in olive oil with coarse sea salt and spinach
The aforementioned honey-glazed carrots
Cheddar Bay biscuits (the kind from Red Lobster, from a box of mix)

it was waaaaayyyy too much food, though.

March 16, 2014December 4, 2018

you guys need to understand that this was my bedroom in high school.

I guess I had a thing with plastering the walls, floor-to-ceiling, with stuff. Up until the whole cancer thing, in fact. Then I just sort of stopped doing it.

March 15, 2014December 4, 2018

: SANDWICH

: plates

: plates + toast

: plates + toast + cheese (american for him, medium cheddar for me)

: plates + toast + cheese + scrambled eggs (with sharp cheddar, salt, and pepper)

: plates + toast + cheese + scrambled eggs + turkey bacon

: plates + toast + cheese + scrambled eggs + turkey bacon + more toast

: plates + toast + cheese + scrambled eggs + turkey bacon + more toast + miracle whip (for that tangy zip!)

: plates + toast + cheese + scrambled eggs + turkey bacon + more toast + miracle whip = SANDWICH???

: plates + toast + cheese + scrambled eggs + turkey bacon + more toast + miracle whip + flipped upside-down = SANDWICH!

it’s the weekend again, guys

ah, food

(PLEASE NOTE THAT TANGO SHOWED UP FOR THE CHEESE)

March 13, 2014December 4, 2018

no spagacho photos unfollowed </3

omg I specifically didn’t post that one because I didn’t want you to make fun of me

HERE:

smoked turkey sausage/mushroom & green pepper sauce over tortilla chips, smothered in melted colby jack cheese

it’s so tasty but carpet thinks it is super gross

March 13, 2014December 4, 2018

: red potatoes and spinach, little smokies, avocado, scrambled eggs with sharp cheddar, sourdough toast and butter

: scrambled eggs with sharp cheddar, sourdough toast and butter (and strawberry preserves if you’re my little brother), little smokies, sliced avocado

: scrambled eggs and sharp cheddar, taiyaki (with chocolate pudding filling!), strawberry, blueberries

: nachos!!112, tortilla chips, seasoned ground turkey, green enchilada sauce, medium cheddar, diced grape tomato, fresh guacamole, no fat sour cream

: imitation zupa tuscano soup (like the olive garden only BETTER)

: spaghetti, spinach and ricotta ravioli, smoked turkey sausage & ground beef in mushroom and green pepper sauce

oh look, more food

that’s all I could find on my cell phone, and I only make breakfast on the weekends, so you guys are safe now

whew

March 13, 2014December 4, 2018

oh look those fishes ended up with red potatoes, eggs, and little smokies

March 13, 2014December 4, 2018

sometimes I take really crappy cellphone photos of the food I’m making

and by that I mean like

all of the time

March 11, 2014December 4, 2018

benji leave me alone

February 6, 2014December 4, 2018

Benji, Hobbes, and Tango. I think Tango is secretly a dog.