If you are a Nineties kid with a tender spot in your heart for the good
old days when boy bands would wear matching clothes and have a dance
routine, this is the one for you. Backstreet’s BACK with a zombie movie
called Dead 7, written, directed and starring Nick Carter (because LOL
why not). Doesn’t sound fun enough? N’ SYNC WILL BE IN IT AS WELL. This
is like the American, zombie version of McBusted. Our bodies are ready.
They are original. They are the only ones. They are
sexual (yeeeeeah), so it stands to reason that the Backstreet Boys and
N’ Sync boy band zombie extravaganza Dead 7 is going to be the greatest
movie of modern times. It is foolproof.
“90′s Boy Bands Make Zombie Western”
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!
WHO ALLOWED THIS FANFICTION FROM 1999 TO BE A REALITY?
I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.
that’s seriously brilliant
My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.
Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.
I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,” all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly.
My parrot is better at conflict de-escalation than most people.
