Tag: OMG

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

jessizzlez:

motivationforfitness:

foolishjourney:

ohneooo:

mjolnirismymanhood:

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

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IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

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BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB  

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

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WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

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COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

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NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

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THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

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AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

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I love people who can speak my language in recipes

I am laughing so hard inside i cant even express it in some overused lmfao or lol. HAHAHAHAHAH

YES ITS BACK OMG THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER

I can totally make this healthy, too. Banana ice cream with dark chocolate chips, whole grain protein waffles and peanut butter. Mother fucking win.

I had to, the commentary was too much!

CHALAFFLES

Finally watched the two new eva thingies… omfg uhm

woah

I loved most of the changes

huff huff

couple of them I am still wtf over but maybe I need to rewatch them

ahh eva feels

oh so many eva feels

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HAPPY (really late) BIRTHDAY! <3

sorry it too so long ^^;

I hope you had a great birthday!~

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AHHHH MORTY

AHH THANK YOU

GOODNESS <33333  I am going to keep you and cuddle you FOREVER. THANK YOU <3333333333

*dying of cute*

*dying of cute forever* 

It’s the CIIIIIIIIRCLLLLLLE OF… SOMETHINNNNG!

There’s a Gab in my paws!  And a me hula dancing on her head!  YEAH I can do both!  ^_^  Scribbled up in Paint, dropped over a chunk of a pic I took visiting White Sands last weekend.

Re-establishing a sleep cycle can be brutal.  But know that everyone’s pulling for you!

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OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS ADORABLE how did I not see it before?! AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! ;_____; <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 awwww AWWWWWWWWWW I AM DYING OF CUTE <3 

Anime Vegas 2012 photos part 2!

oh gosh I’d forgotten about the cosplayers <33333333

(now I secretly kind of wish I could go this year hsfiakidsa)

Sometimes bridges burning isn’t a bad thing. It prevents you from going back to a place you should never have been to begin with.

Unknown (via perfect) 

Today is one of those days where I just listen to Maroon5’s “pure imagination” covers on repeat.

Brb melting into a puddle of creeped out excited goo.

you can ship something and

veliseraptor:

arianne-of-porne:

  • still understand and respect that a particular character wouldn’t be into the relationship at that point in time or ever
  • accept it if the characters never get together in canon
  • be completely fine with other people not shipping it
  • not hate the characters’ canon relationships or romantic/sexual partners
  • realize that being in a sexual/romantic relationship with the other character(s), or with anyone at all, might not be healthy for one or both of the characters
  • if the characters are already in a sexual/romantic relationship with each other, acknowledge that there are things about that relationship that are fucked up and unhealthy
  • admit each character’s faults honestly and not excuse them (understanding =/= excusing)
  • differentiate between what you want to see in canon and what you want to write/read about in fic/see in art
  • understand that ships serve different needs for different people; not every ship or representation of a ship is about healthy, loving romantic relationships. Some ships are about unhealthy codependency; some are about hatesex. Ships are a way of working out fantasies that we can’t and sometimes shouldn’t fulfill in real life, or about working through real-life fears, hopes, and pains. Writing something is not tantamount to saying “this is 100% awesome”. Sometimes we have to indulge our ids, and that doesn’t mean we get a free pass to not think about issues of representation or ensure that the people reading our fics know what to expect, but it all comes down to, for me, the fact that life is too fucking short and painful to have to feel like shit for what goes on in our heads so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. 

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