brother: how did the ham turn out?
me: it’s pretty good! not as good as mom’s, though.
brother: talk about a ham-ham heartbreak
me: did you just
Tag: omfg
I need a drink
the worst
this is like a bad word to artists
things to never say to an artist
it’s a fast way to get me to not be your friend I tell you what
I ship them so hardcore you have no idea
no idea