25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Food, probably. Sushi. Mm. With Aaron, of course. Otherwise, I’ll buy a bunch of art supplies that I may or may not use. 

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

I don’t have any money until tomorrow, so I guess I should go somewhere with family… like Seattle or Missouri… so that I don’t starve to death. If I had money, though, I’d probably go to… uh… London? IDK. I’m too fat to enjoy Disneyland right now. :/ Otherwise I’d choose THAT in a heartbeat! 

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Mike’s Hard Lemonade, obviously. Mostly because I can’t remember what that cider I had in London was called. 

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

“Everyone better clean up their own damn messes.” 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

I’m torn between ‘dammit’ and the f-word. Which I can’t even write out, so you can probably guess how often I say it. 

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

Laptop. It has all of my Dangerous Cute print-res files on it. Though, I guess we have crashplan now… so that stuff would be safe…  I GUESS I should be responsible and get our binder of important legal documents- birth certificates, marriage certificate, tax information… kind of important, yeah.