“I don’t know what’s worse about having male crewmates… the smell or the severe lack of unprocessed, pre-packaged food. It’s sad, really. They don’t even have any ice cream on board. How do they survive out there in the black without any creature comforts beside instant ramen and beer? Or better yet, how are they still alive with such disgusting dietary habits? 

“Priority one at the next port we come to will be restocking (or stocking at all, as the case may be) the pantries. We’ll have good food to eat even if I have to cook it all myself. A crew can’t be expected to work their hardest if they’re not properly fed, after all.”

– The Ambassador 

“I don’t know what’s worse about having male crewmates… the smell or the severe lack of unprocessed, pre-packaged food. It’s sad, really. They don’t even have any ice cream on board. How do they survive out there in the black without any creature comforts beside instant ramen and beer? Or better yet, how are they still alive with such disgusting dietary habits? 

“Priority one at the next port we come to will be restocking (or stocking at all, as the case may be) the pantries. We’ll have good food to eat even if I have to cook it all myself. A crew can’t be expected to work their hardest if they’re not properly fed, after all.”

– The Ambassador