Istj: i can really jam with you and i have the maddest respect for you, but i hope you eventually feel the need to lose it and do reckless shit one day
Estp: you’re cool as hell but you also intimidate the shit out of me, like, i’m a timid bird give me a chance here
Istp: i’ve never met one, you sound frightening yet simultaneously like huge dorks
Estj: the ones i know are domineering as fuck like, don’t do this i’m a free spirited flower, i’ll bite you, don’t touch me, jeez…
Isfj: angels. You’re angels, damn it!
Isfp: we get on but simultaneously we don’t and it’s strange. And i always feel like the cynical bad guy around you people
Esfp: you’re lovely and easy company but PLEASE CALM DOWN SOMETIMES PLEASE
Esfj: you’re a wonderful angel but you need to learn how to let things go, for your own sake
Infj: you seem chill but simultaneously not. Like you have a dark side or some such dramatic thing. And you worry far too much!
Infp: i don’t know any of you! Where are you? You’re the only ones who understand. You’re the only ones who know this hell i’m living with
Enfp: we can laugh about bizarre shit together and it’s magnificent. Also do you hate literally everyone?
Enfj: i’m rooting for you so hard, and i always have done
Intj: we’ve known each other a long time and i get you. I see through you. I know all your ways. I’m rooting for you too
Intp: you’re weird as hell and it’s absolutely great, but i really wholeheartedly wish you could be happy
Entp: you cover the pain with dank memes
Entj: i don’t think i know any entjs. I don’t think i’d fuck with an entj. You seem frightening but if i can hack the intj then surely i can hack you guys… Right..?