Them: Higher education isn’t a right! You have to pay tuition to go to college!
Me: But pretty much every job, even entry-level jobs, require at least a bachelor’s degree.
Them: Work an hourly job that doesn’t require a four-year degree!
Me: Ok, then can we raise the minimum wage so I can work full time and, like, live and eat and other essential functions?
Them: No! If you want to make decent money, go to college and get a degree!
Me: But…
Them: Ugh, this generation is so lazy. I think I’ll pray about it.