Dangerous Cute – Never Sleep Again

originally posted here with bonus panel, hover text, and commentary: http://www.dangerouscute.com/?p=314

Dangerous Cute – Never Sleep Again

originally posted here with bonus panel, hover text, and commentary: http://www.dangerouscute.com/?p=314

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

thelodeman:

napoleonbonerhard:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Oh you silly people. Goofy’s the only one who’s had a child – that we KNOW of, but that doesn’t mean that he’s the only one who’s had sex. Most sexual encounters do not result in offspring. You silly, silly tumblrers. 

curryjolokia:

I’ve had one of these since high school. My English teacher was adamant about never using said unless we had to.

omg…this is so…amazing… 

This is so perfect, wow. Filing this away for future use always…

Except, all of these are in my regular writing vocabulary anyway… 

Not to mention the stylistic problem of using incidental words the rest of your writing can’t support, or using words for the sake of the WORD and not the sentence they’re in, leading to prose which draws attention to itself and away from the story it’s building

^ agreed with the last comment.

Advanced creative writing classes in college and all of the writing conferences I’ve ever been to have repeatedly beat us over the head with “USE ‘SAID’ BECAUSE IT IS INVISIBLE AND WE DON’T WANT THE READER TO REMEMBER THAT THEY’RE READING A STORY!’

If they saw this list they would be furious. It kind of makes me nervous just looking at it.