the signs as ham-hams!!

calastrology:

aries – howdy (hot-headed, passionate) 

taurus – oxnard (comforting, lazy) 

gemini – penelope (curious, deep) 

cancer – pashmina (protective, emotional) 

leo – boss (generous, domineering) 

virgo – dexter (analytical, helpful) 

libra – bijou (kind, delicate) 

scorpio – cappy (cautious, guarded)

sagittarius – hamtaro (fun-loving, curious) 

capricorn – maxwell (loving, reserved) 

aquarius – panda (easygoing, genuine) 

pisces – stan + sandy (creative, laid-back)