stages of friendship on the internet

Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE’S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I’M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when’s your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married