Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GA-HYUK.
Oh you silly people. Goofy’s the only one who’s had a child – that we KNOW of, but that doesn’t mean that he’s the only one who’s had sex. Most sexual encounters do not result in offspring. You silly, silly tumblrers.