Just to highlight my reinterpretation of a moment from YOI episode 2:
To set the stage, we have our four faves:
Yurio, Yuuri, Viktor, and Viktor Nikiforov’s butt.
Everything is fine. Everyone is chilling (except for Yurio, who does not know how to chill).
Viktor is, admittedly, a little confused because the love of his life apparently didn’t want to jump his bones immediately upon his arrival, and also because Yuuri has been distant. Then this happens:
*Careless Whisper begins to play*
And our boy Yuuri pulls out ALL THE STOPS WITH HIS SPARKLING BIG BROWN DOE EYES
HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE YOU, Viktor’s shoulder devil whisper-screams, HE DOESN’T EVEN–
