fucklepug:

joeyfalconetti:

Me, deleting a scene from my fic: Ugh, that was self-indulgent twaddle

Me, adding the scene back in: Oh, wait, that’s the entire point of my writing fan fiction

Fight the good fight.

satedghost:

numinous-queer:

thelesseroftwo:

Is Russia even real

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

viv-ha:

hi everyone! I’ve opened & updated my commission info in order to pay for college. reblogs/RTs are really appreciated!

RULES & ADDITIONAL NOTES

✦ prices apply per character
✦ prices are in USD, upfront payment & paypal only!

commissions are for personal, non-commercial use
✦ I don’t draw real people, nsfw (suggestive is ok!), gore, or furries

✦ no refund

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