we should seek to engineer the worst hamilton fic possible and it should include burr and hamilton being differentiated solely by terms like “the older man”/“the younger man” and “the taller man”/“the shorter man”
also everyone is referred to using epithets based on their birthplace
Second person?
its a modern college au and hamilton is a communist sjw
it’s in the format of a group chat conversation between everyone in the musical
Bonus points for mentioning John Laurens’ 11.5 inch dick
Lafayette must speak in Google Translate French at all times and end every sentence with “mon amie!”
John Lauren’s has to have a turtle with him at all times
everyone interns for Washington’s political campaign. there aren’t any specifics, but it’s political and impressive
Aaron Burr exists solely to annoy Hamilton, but the reason why is never explained
Thomas Jefferson eats only macaroni and cheese with purple food coloring dye.