Giving their neighbors their rations claiming that the government fucked up that week because they noticed that they’re going without trying to feed their kids.
Signing up for the draft cuz, “Fuck it. We can’t die by their weapons anyway. I’ll fight for the country I’ve lived in for the past century.”
Vampire nurses who know when the blood’s gone bad or what type of blood you need (because blood typing was fairly new during WWII).
The baby faced forever 18 vampire siting with the older soldiers cuz he’s seen the same shit they’ve seen, even though he can’t tell them. They’re all watching the young “I’m going to be a hero” boys, sadly waiting for the ball to drop.
The vampire that has to explain how he was the only survivor in the ambush and why the enemy is torn to shreds.
The vampire solider, holding his best mate since his childhood begging and crying, “Please, let me do this.” But his mate won’t let him because he’s more afraid of living forever and watching the world move on without him.
Then, 70 years later, they come to the memorial, to commemorate everyone that fought, everyone that fell, and an old man looks at him strangely and says, “You look just like your Grandfather.”
Month: March 2016
Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago
pleas,e for the love of God read the whole letter, there are tears streamign down my face rn
Can we please talk about how your history teacher has done this sort of thing enough times that he has his own specimen shelf in the Smithsonian
“yours in science” tho
“B. Clams don’t have teeth” is the part where I lost it.
but why the grammatical errors????
Ariana Grande doing impersonations on SNL “Tidal” sketch
ok bitch!!!!
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My company has offices in Seattle, Boise, St George, Reno, and Las Vegas. Well, and Salt Lake, but I work there already.
Sometimes I daydream about relocating to one of them and working for my company still and it’s so blissful…
I about had a heart attack, but then remembered that Aaron had me order a cintiq keyboard this morning, since we can’t buy the cintiq just yet.
No state income tax in TX, though they do like property tax here. Seasons depend on the zone. Um… Not sure what else my brain could be picked for that Google wouldn’t know.
I’ve lived in Texas once before, when I was just an icklegab. What I remember is that it had a huge variety in people (which we don’t get in Utah, alas), and that it was HOT and there were HUGE bugs. But, there was very little snow if any, and they pay well for tech jobs, and the housing/rental market is pretty comparable to where I live now.
The points in favor of Texas are more opportunity, cons, thunderstorms, mexican food (my favorite), fish, and the friends I have there.
Plus armadillos and my mom’s family all lives in the area (texas, louisiana, missouri).
BUT HEAT. AND BUGS.
Granted, just about anywhere is better than Utah… though I am p happy right now I must admit. Good jobs really do make everything better!
Me: hey Aaron should we move to Texas?
Aaron: it’s not the worst place in the world.
Why would you do this thing when you dream of moving to Western Washington. WHY.
This IS A GOOD POINT because I LOVE Washington!
I guess I am turning into an “I’m not that picky, I just want to live in a coast state because fish and other good food” person.
Texas at least has thunderstorms. That’s a huge bonus.
Washington has rain all the time which is A++
Alas, most coastal places are expensive…
Me: hey Aaron should we move to Texas?
Aaron: it’s not the worst place in the world.
My dear miraculers, we finally have official guidelines that should answer to many of your concerns and questions. I thank you in advance for your cooperation and once again, thanks for supporting the show so creatively.