Stayed home from work and slept most of the day… finally felt well enough to eat and thus take painkillers, which probably would have helped much, much earlier on. 

Man, I wish I could be a cyborg or something. That sounds awesome. 

Stayed home from work and slept most of the day… finally felt well enough to eat and thus take painkillers, which probably would have helped much, much earlier on. 

Man, I wish I could be a cyborg or something. That sounds awesome. 

archewill:

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

I seriously did not know that this was from the ‘87 TMNT show until we were rewatching the entire series a couple of months ago. I was VERY confused.

I need to wear oven mitts or something because I just tore off the wraps and scratched my leg until there was blood all over my hand and … yeah

there is a bandaid there now and the itch has subsided but geez who knew such a small scratch could bleed so much?

I need to wear oven mitts or something because I just tore off the wraps and scratched my leg until there was blood all over my hand and … yeah

there is a bandaid there now and the itch has subsided but geez who knew such a small scratch could bleed so much?