Aaron is helping me come up with snappy things to say if anyone comments on the wraps. I’m kind of worried that it will be obvious that I’m wearing bandages from foot to hip under my clothes.
So far we have “I’m sorry that my cancer remission is so inconvenient to you” and “hey jerk I had cancer leave me alone.”
It’s helping. Mostly. I just hope no one notices or stares or anything. .-.;
“If you think this is impressive, you should see how my pyramid’s coming along.”
“’Tis but a scratch!”
“Thermal underwear is for babbies. This is how a real woman keeps snug!”
Amazing. Yes. Good.
You guys are the best. THANK YOU.