Month: August 2015

Backstreet Boys And ‘N Sync Are Making A Zombie Movie Together And Yes This Is Real Life

Backstreet Boys And ‘N Sync Are Making A Zombie Movie Together And Yes This Is Real Life

itshazel-belle:

dr-archeville:

If you are a Nineties kid with a tender spot in your heart for the good
old days when boy bands would wear matching clothes and have a dance
routine, this is the one for you.  Backstreet’s BACK with a zombie movie
called Dead 7, written, directed and starring Nick Carter (because LOL
why not).  Doesn’t sound fun enough?  N’ SYNC WILL BE IN IT AS WELL.  This
is like the American, zombie version of McBusted.  Our bodies are ready.

They are original.  They are the only ones.  They are
sexual (yeeeeeah), so it stands to reason that the Backstreet Boys and
N’ Sync boy band zombie extravaganza Dead 7 is going to be the greatest
movie of modern times. It is foolproof.

“90′s Boy Bands Make Zombie Western”

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

WHO ALLOWED THIS FANFICTION FROM 1999 TO BE A REALITY? 

WHO?

kateordie:

theinturnetexplorer:

Healthcare in the US

Why am I moving here WHY W H Y

This reminds me of when I got radiation treatment and ONE PILL was upwards of $5,000…

Thank goodness I was super poor, had good insurance through the university, and went to a hospital that was not-for-profit. 😐 

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

waywren:

rionsanura:

nehirose:

queenofzan:

iatrogenic:

starfishface:

stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:

equius:

prospitans:

maid-of-heart:

sleepyspoonie:

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

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texas shaped gravestones

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texas shaped mirrors

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texas shaped cheese

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texas shaped pools

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texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

What about texas shaped eggs?

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texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

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texas shaped waffles

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texas shaped toast

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and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

WELCOME TO TEXAS

I see your shrimpy-ass pool and raise you the ENORMOUS TEXAS WAVE POOL from the Six Flags in San Antonio. 

I almost drowned in this thing once!!

okay but one of my new life goals is to go to the texas shaped wave pool, this absolutely needs to happen.

unfortunately i think san antonio is one of those places so far from dallas that shannon’s mom took a PLANE there, so i don’t know how feasible it is.

is that texas shaped toast texas toast though

because if that isn’t texas shaped texas toast i will be so disappointed

also fyi it’s completely possible to live in Texas and not encounter any of these.

yeah, um, I have lived here for approximately 15 years and not seen a single one of these

It depends on where you go and who you hang out with. Some folks do it ironically, some entirely seriously, and some do both just to fuck with people.

I hold my little Texas Turkey statue in a place of fond love and memory even though I haven’t lived in Texas for… 25-something years.

That Texas Pride gets ingrained DEEP, man. The y’alls still come out when I’m angry. I can’t control it!

waywren:

sailorzeo:

levynite:

random-nexus:

samati:

nanoochka:

wtfzurtopic:

starmorgs:

swingsetindecember:

ionaonie:

anyanka-eg:

gunslingaaahhh:

cattraine:

pilgrimkitty:

Orange bagel

Black Chicken

Teal pancake

Green spotty duck

Black solero

commando brownies

Black Salami

Pink li hing mui.

Commando Ice Cream

White fajitas

None bagels

Maroon homemade granola bar orts

Blue heather biscuits and gravy.

Pink chicken broccoli fettuchine alfredo.

White Cereal. ://///////////////////////

aominedorki:

Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok. 

deternot:

When people in your life still don’t get what the ‘chronic’ part of chronic illness means

Republicans be like..

Them: Higher education isn’t a right! You have to pay tuition to go to college!
Me: But pretty much every job, even entry-level jobs, require at least a bachelor’s degree.
Them: Work an hourly job that doesn’t require a four-year degree!
Me: Ok, then can we raise the minimum wage so I can work full time and, like, live and eat and other essential functions?
Them: No! If you want to make decent money, go to college and get a degree!
Me: But…
Them: Ugh, this generation is so lazy. I think I’ll pray about it.

mehcoconut:

malibujojo:

lumos5001:

1nkblots:

spookymays:

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

that’s seriously brilliant

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.

#i have never loved dogs more than in this moment