I told my mom that the headache I had this morning felt like someone jabbed a giant meat hook into the base of my neck and out through my left eye, then hung me up and beat my back and shoulders with a baseball bat like a pinata.
She told me that I was funny because I couldn’t ever say anything normal.
…but seriously, it was bad. I could barely walk when I had to go to the bathroom. Stumbling into the wall.
On the plus side, I lost 9lbs by sleeping for 11 hours e_e