Month: November 2013

Reblog with your desktop background, no cleaning

magicwho:

carpetcrawler:

grawwblegrawwble:

humbly-unapologetic:

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so here’s my life, all laid out for you guys to see.

With video games and stuff behind the green sticky note.

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a reminder that I have too many things on my desktop

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I tend to try to keep my desktop as clutter-free as possible.

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I keep to the important things~

bear has one of my drawings as her desktop omfg I am so touched

…meanwhile I have Conan and Evil!Conan … … .. haha

frillious:

camilleonart:

Sleepovers.

this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

this is also what’s so great about being married to your best friend

because then every single night is a sleepover

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no wonder we’re tired all of the time

rawdi-kun:

lifehackable:

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for you emo kids

This is fantastic advice. People want to be around those that they FEEL good around.. not because they think they’re better off than you, but because they have a wonderful time being around you. Because you have FUN together. 

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

jessizzlez:

motivationforfitness:

foolishjourney:

ohneooo:

mjolnirismymanhood:

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

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IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

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BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB  

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

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WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

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COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

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NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

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THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

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AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

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I love people who can speak my language in recipes

I am laughing so hard inside i cant even express it in some overused lmfao or lol. HAHAHAHAHAH

YES ITS BACK OMG THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER

I can totally make this healthy, too. Banana ice cream with dark chocolate chips, whole grain protein waffles and peanut butter. Mother fucking win.

I had to, the commentary was too much!

CHALAFFLES

I don’t think that I’ve posted this yet, anyway.

Look what I have on my desk at work. Post-it note murder victims. My co-workers don’t really like the faces that I draw on them but… OH WELL

I miss your comic. I don’t really know how to draw, so I used to draw your comics every week because I really like your art style. I’ll wait until you come back! :)

kjagfdlgfafdsa 

That is so incredibly sweet of you. AHHH. I REALLY need to get back into doing it. I have been so stressed out and crazy behind on everything and it’s ridiculous. 

Guys, comments like this are what keep me going. Thank you thank you thank you. This is especially helpful in times like this… … like, you know, when my house gets broken into and my stuff gets stolen. Which is what happened two days ago.

Ugh

UGHHHHH

ahem

I’mma post a drawing now. 

😀

gregorypecks-deactivated2014032:

FIRST SENATOR: I’ve seen filibustering, but this is –
SECOND SENATOR: Gentlemen, this can’t go on, it’s ridiculous!
THIRD SENATOR: Henry, we’ve got to get this man off the floor.
PRESIDENT: Boys, as long as Mr. Smith holds that floor legitimately, he’s going to continue to hold it. If you ask me, that young fellow’s making a whole lot of sense.

casdegraced:

  1. one bad test grade does not mean a failed class.
  2. an unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy.
  3. one unkind remark does not make you a bad person.
  4. one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being clean is hopeless.
  5. one mistake does not make you a failure.
  6. one million mistakes do not make you a failure.