Cat Man vs. Wild

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The whole time I was watching this episode, the scenery kept making me think of one of those Discovery channel reality survival shows
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Coming up next, on an all new episode of

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Cat Man is back in action! With more adventure than Robinson Crusoe, and more wild than the proverbial blue yonder…where he going? Doesn’t matter. New places – somewhere on the map between danger and fun – and he wants you to come along for the ride. Because for Cat Man, when it comes to survival, it’s not just about staying alive.

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It’s about being alive.

This week, on Cat Man vs. Wild: a weekend camping trip in the mountains of Japan turns into a life-or-death struggle against the very landscape itself.image

Join our formerly feline hero on his grueling journey back to civilization, as he faces extremes of stress, thirst, and hunger that would push any man to his limit

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He’ll endure savage attacks from ferocious wild animals

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And as hunger sets in, he’ll eat whatever he has to in order to stay alive

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But most of all, he’ll climb trees and stare soulfully into the camera…because without fanservice, what kind of show would this be?
Cat Man vs. Wild. Where guts meet glory, dudes frolic and sing, and fangirls gleefully objectify eleven fictional men until the people around them begin to feel uncomfortable.
Only one question remains…are YOU wild enough to handle it?

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Find out next, here on the Discovery Channel!

THEY EVEN CALL HIM CAT MAN LIKE I DO