I know, I’ll make a cooking show on youtube and teach everyone to make curry and then I can quit my day job… it’s brilliant!!11112

I know, I’ll make a cooking show on youtube and teach everyone to make curry and then I can quit my day job… it’s brilliant!!11112

umistakemeforstraight:

fearfullittleloverr:

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

This is amazing. But now the question is – how do you let go of stress?

glitchicorn:

guys please i know you’ve heard the story before but my parents will and i repeat WILL buy me this dog if this gets 50,000 notes
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all you have to do is like comment subscribe comon guys PLEASE

no, trust me, you don’t want that dog. any dog but that.

I guess my downloads folder is overflowing… better pull out the Conan pics and put it into my EPIC CONAN folder… 

I love you, tumblr.

cathleenhy:

I’m not getting any sleep due to the fact that I am laughing too hard at Shinichi is holding a rooster so delicately in the first screen cap and then he hangs it upside down in the second one.  

It might make more sense when you consider that this is actually Heiji dressed up as Shinichi. …because Heiji, of course, would do something like that. 

“Okay, hold the rooster like a piece of evidence.. just like Kudo-san would… carefully, carefully… okay, that’s done, now demonstrate…!" 

And he looks so proud of himself. Aw, Heiji. <3

magicwho:

shenaniganations:

This, though.

You know all the people who downvoted that are totally guilty of girlfriend zoning.

omg this is so awkward. I hate this. This happened to me a lot, especially online… And then when you try to gently turn them down, because it’s so freaking awkward, they get all MAD AND RAGEY …. ughhh stop it please.

It’s weekly Conan Sunday time! Look, there’s not even any blood! Just cute things. Like Conan with a teddy bear, Conan with a red panda, tanuki-suit Conan, and Conan with Reiko (which I would love to do an actual full painting of some time). Aww. :3