NickCole’s Little Corner: How to have a successful, happy, and comitted relationship

NickCole’s Little Corner: How to have a successful, happy, and comitted relationship

Dangerous Cute – Never Sleep Again

originally posted here with bonus panel, hover text, and commentary: http://www.dangerouscute.com/?p=314

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

thelodeman:

napoleonbonerhard:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Oh you silly people. Goofy’s the only one who’s had a child – that we KNOW of, but that doesn’t mean that he’s the only one who’s had sex. Most sexual encounters do not result in offspring. You silly, silly tumblrers.