carpetcrawler:

thosepaperscut:

ironfries:

AND WHY DOES THIS WHALE KEEP SAYING MY NAME

so this just happened

this is a result of: cat’s gif and chats with jizzy

What is this? Why did it happen?

Not that I’m complaining.

Neither am I.

OMG this is terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

HURRY TONY, CAP’N: ESCAPE!!!!! D: D: D: D: D:

stages of friendship on the internet

Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5: HERE’S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I’M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6: when’s your birthday
Stage 7: heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8: married

So totally sick and staying home from work today… but don’t want to tweet it because it’ll make some coworkers mad so I am tumblring it instead. 

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dead