“Uh, yeah! ‘Harmless.’” S’prolly not a good idea ta mention I was serious…
“Really, Hakuba. Of course it was ‘harmless’. Now, if you’re done threatening people…I really should be on my way.”
”…my apologies. I didn’t mean to…“
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“Er, which discussion was that one again?” Please put that gun down.
“Ha- Hakuba?! What are you—”
“Put the gun down.”
The gun was lowered, the detective sighed.
"It’s not loaded, you two. Completely empty. I wouldn’t actually shoot someone, least especially over something like this which… I hope to categorize and file under ‘harmless flirting’ and ‘shameless teasing.’ I’m not quite so irrational as that.”
“Oh? Is that so? So if I, say, hypothetically, kissed you… You wouldn’t mind~?”
"My reply would be that I do better with real-world examples than hypothetical situations.”
“Hattori-san, do you remember that discussion that we had regarding Nakamori-san?”
/gives medicine, hot choco and blanket
“Thank you for caring about me more than my muse does.” <3 <3 <3
IT WAS TOO LATE LAST NIGHT FOR THAT TOO YOU KNOW
A thing (OOC)
“Mun! Mun! Get out of bed! I heard that he’s back! Hurry hurry hurry!”
“No. I’m sick today. Probably because of you. Let me sleep.”
“But I want to see him. I haven’t in a while and I’ve missed him a lot.”
“Do you think that I care?”
“You’ll get up and get online if you love me at all.”
“….fine.”
…
5 minutes later
“…perhaps… … maybe this was a mistake.”
“WELP.”
“I’m going to have to murder Hattori.”
“Have fun with that.”
“No, really, I’m going to shoot him. And that will be the end to 32.33% of my problems.”
“You know, I think most of your statistics are completely arbitrary… do you even do any math for your detectiving?”
“…mun, please tell me that you did not just say that.”
“…whatever, Hakubby, you are just being completely ridiculous, you know.”
“Wait – what’s this? A reply from Ootori-san?”
“Ahh, see, I can’t be that undesirable now, can I? At least someone likes me…”
“Dear magic 8 ball, will Hakuba ever realize what a hypocrite he really is?” … … “Outlook not good? HM I WONDER WHAT THIS MEANS?”
“Hush, mun, hush; I’m reveling in this moment and memories past of good times where I have felt at peace~”
“I am so done with you.”
((Ghjeidjn. Bear it is too early in the morning for such gross sobbing stoppppppp dhfrueijms ickleba noo don’t go to white chapel save yourself guwaahaaaa sobsobsob))
If you could pick a FC for me (the mun) who would it be, and why?
/eyes lit up like he just heard the most beautiful thing in the world
“Whoaa… how did Papa know? You’re amazing! Yeah, that sounds really good to me! But wouldn’t I be a bother? I’m sure Papa is a very busy person! You’re a detective right? Just like Heiji-niichan!”
“Hey, what kind of a senpai would I be if I didn’t make some time for my most wonderful kohai Conan-kun, hmm? Besides, I really need to learn to take a break from time to time, and this sounds like an ideal opportunity. And, ah, since you’re already so well-read, we can take turns reading if you like? Practice your English, perhaps. I understand that you’re far ahead of the rest of your class in your grasp of it; a little more work and I’m certain that you’ll be absolutely fluent!”
(in retrospect)
((I should have been putting these asks in a queue… … .. uhm, I’ll start doing that tomorrow. BED NOW THOUGH))
ps. Asks are at 41 (down from 96), drafts are now at 46 (HOW DID THIS HAPPEN OMFG)