“Er, which discussion was that one again?” Please put that gun down.
“Ha- Hakuba?! What are you—”
“Put the gun down.”
The gun was lowered, the detective sighed.
"It’s not loaded, you two. Completely empty. I wouldn’t actually shoot someone, least especially over something like this which… I hope to categorize and file under ‘harmless flirting’ and ‘shameless teasing.’ I’m not quite so irrational as that.”