{"id":984,"date":"2015-02-05T02:18:34","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T02:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/05\/themoonlightthief-aww-come-on-hes-not-bad\/"},"modified":"2015-02-05T02:18:34","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T02:18:34","slug":"themoonlightthief-aww-come-on-hes-not-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/05\/themoonlightthief-aww-come-on-hes-not-bad\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themoonlightthief.tumblr.com\/post\/110119757768\/whiteknighthakuba-themoonlightthief-oho\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">themoonlightthief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7db661de263048e89f292a7901c17ce4\/tumblr_inline_nj9zrz5jZ61rjbw09.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>&ldquo;Aww, come on, he\u2019s not<i> <\/i>bad enough to have deserved<i> that<\/i>,\u201d said the guy pranking the Inspector on an almost daily basis, only barely holding back a laugh as he thought back on the look on Nakamori\u2019s face. Oh lord, it had been <i>priceless<\/i>! If only Hakuba had told him about it beforehand. He would\u2019ve brought a camera!<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Although, if you wanna try anything again, I\u2019ve got a pair of glitter- and dye-bombs you could use~&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c3fd1d30b0d16a9aac096e4466f9602b\/tumblr_inline_nja0wjUTeS1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>He laughed, but quickly changed his expression to a disapproving frown. &ldquo;Now, now&hellip; I&rsquo;m not one to resort to dye or any sort of prank that would cause lasting effects. I know first-hand just how <i>annoying<\/i>\u00a0it is to try to get that out of clothing, and I don&rsquo;t want to get into any legitimate trouble&hellip;&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Really, though, did the magician have any idea how difficult it was to restore blond hair to its original color when tampered with? Likely not.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Pursing his lips, Hakuba slipped his hands into his pockets and continued on, just imagining the sort of hellfire that Nakamori would rain down if something like that were to ever happen. <i>God no.<\/i>\u00a0&quot;Besides, didn&rsquo;t you like the chaos and confusion better than just plain anger? It was splendid!&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>themoonlightthief: &ldquo;Aww, come on, he\u2019s not bad enough to have deserved that,\u201d said the guy pranking the Inspector on an almost daily basis, only barely holding back a laugh as he thought back on the look on Nakamori\u2019s face. Oh lord, it had been priceless! If only Hakuba had told him about it beforehand. He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[839,842,840,843,841,90,844],"class_list":["post-984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-leash-might-be-a-good-idea","tag-did-he-rearrange-everything-in-nakamoris-house","tag-hakuba-what-did-you-do","tag-i-dont-even-know-he-wont-tell-me-omg","tag-i-need-to-know","tag-themoonlightthief","tag-this-is-going-to-be-one-of-those-stories-isnt-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}