{"id":9560,"date":"2013-09-12T15:56:35","date_gmt":"2013-09-12T15:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/"},"modified":"2015-08-04T06:13:55","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T06:13:55","slug":"the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9560 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/attachment\/9561\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mqinnhJirz1qchq5qo1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/attachment\/9562\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mqinnhJirz1qchq5qo2_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/attachment\/9563\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mqinnhJirz1qchq5qo3_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/attachment\/9564\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mqinnhJirz1qchq5qo4_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/attachment\/9565\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mqinnhJirz1qchq5qo5_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/12\/the-absolute-funniest-posts-bandguard1018-i\/attachment\/9566\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mqinnhJirz1qchq5qo6_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/funniest.1000notes.com\/post\/60977132247\/bandguard1018-i-would-totally-do-that-for-a-date\">the-absolute-funniest-posts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bandguard1018.tumblr.com\/post\/60658109111\/i-would-totally-do-that-for-a-date-lol\">bandguard1018<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>I would totally do that for a date lol<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, Kaitobird, that&rsquo;s exactly what I thought when I first saw it, too! 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