{"id":944,"date":"2015-02-06T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/06\/me-does-job-interview-over-the-phone-while\/"},"modified":"2015-02-06T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T18:30:00","slug":"me-does-job-interview-over-the-phone-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/06\/me-does-job-interview-over-the-phone-while\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: *does job interview (over the phone) while still very ill, manages to not cough the entire time*<br \/>After job interview-<br \/>Me: *COUGH COUGH DEATH DEAD GOODBYE WORLD*<\/p>\n<figure><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c172a1d23b6595e889e2315bf0f32576\/tumblr_inline_njd4r7rqU21rms2iz.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: *does job interview (over the phone) while still very ill, manages to not cough the entire time*After job interview-Me: *COUGH COUGH DEATH DEAD GOODBYE WORLD*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[803,5,187],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-im-not-even-a-cat-anymore-im-just-a-weird-blob","tag-out-of-crumpets","tag-sobs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}