{"id":9345,"date":"2013-09-29T00:43:56","date_gmt":"2013-09-29T00:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/29\/mr-egbutt-now-this-gif-always-annoys-me\/"},"modified":"2015-08-04T06:08:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T06:08:59","slug":"mr-egbutt-now-this-gif-always-annoys-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/29\/mr-egbutt-now-this-gif-always-annoys-me\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-9345 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/09\/29\/mr-egbutt-now-this-gif-always-annoys-me\/attachment\/9346\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_m61q5aIAFK1rup9tto1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/professionalblogger.co.vu\/post\/48589089710\">mr-egbutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like \u201comg this is the sexiest thing eva\u201d and \u201cmen in suits hhhHHH\u201d which is fair enough.<\/p>\n<p>But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt\u2019s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he\u2019s never done it before.<\/p>\n<p>Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/ab0d4ff5ffc5aa38c9eea3e7b8387304\/tumblr_inline_mln1m8Is9X1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/518f00ec3f69655627e6e8cfc80896c4\/tumblr_inline_mln1n5fcoc1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mr-egbutt: Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like \u201comg this is the sexiest thing eva\u201d and \u201cmen in suits hhhHHH\u201d which is fair enough. But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7295],"class_list":["post-9345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hnngnggg","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9347,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9345\/revisions\/9347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}