{"id":9067,"date":"2013-11-30T22:55:50","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T22:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/30\/sexuality-is-like-a-barbecue\/"},"modified":"2013-11-30T22:55:50","modified_gmt":"2013-11-30T22:55:50","slug":"sexuality-is-like-a-barbecue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/11\/30\/sexuality-is-like-a-barbecue\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexuality is like a barbecue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ukulelewalrus.tumblr.com\/post\/64833985262\/sexuality-is-like-a-barbecue\">ukulelewalrus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people like hot dogs<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people like hamburgers<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people get both (Bisexuals)<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people don\u2019t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN\u2019S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211;<\/strong>Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren\u2019t offered any food (assholes)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ukulelewalrus: &#8211;Some people like hot dogs &#8211;Some people like hamburgers &#8211;Some people get both (Bisexuals) &#8211;Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals) &#8211;Some people don\u2019t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN\u2019S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals) &#8211;Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals) &#8211;Some people show up uninvited to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7190,3080],"class_list":["post-9067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakuba-is-pan-btw","tag-perfection"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}