{"id":8983,"date":"2013-12-29T02:13:51","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T02:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/29\/bethedrunkgiraffe-iamnot-a-monster\/"},"modified":"2015-08-04T05:58:44","modified_gmt":"2015-08-04T05:58:44","slug":"bethedrunkgiraffe-iamnot-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/29\/bethedrunkgiraffe-iamnot-a-monster\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-8983 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/12\/29\/bethedrunkgiraffe-iamnot-a-monster\/attachment\/8984\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mybh8kQhNL1sghzj6o1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bethedrunkgiraffe.tumblr.com\/post\/71471708998\/iamnot-a-monster-johhnwattson\">bethedrunkgiraffe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamnot-a-monster.tumblr.com\/post\/71471609618\/johhnwattson-dearest-watson-bbcjohn-john\">iamnot-a-monster<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/johhnwattson.tumblr.com\/post\/71469197072\/dearest-watson-bbcjohn-john-watson-still\">johhnwattson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dearest-watson.tumblr.com\/post\/71165473500\/bbcjohn-john-watson-still-pretending-hes\">dearest-watson<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bbcjohn.tumblr.com\/post\/71011209144\/john-watson-still-pretending-hes-okay\">bbcjohn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>john watson <em>still<\/em> pretending he\u2019s okay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>which is not okay<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this world is not okay.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Nothing is ok<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JUMPERS, JOHN?<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bethedrunkgiraffe: iamnot-a-monster: johhnwattson: dearest-watson: bbcjohn: john watson still pretending he\u2019s okay which is not okay this world is not okay. 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