{"id":8873,"date":"2014-01-16T19:13:02","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T19:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/16\/potatofuzz-what-i-want-my-ships-to-do-buy-a\/"},"modified":"2014-01-16T19:13:02","modified_gmt":"2014-01-16T19:13:02","slug":"potatofuzz-what-i-want-my-ships-to-do-buy-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2014\/01\/16\/potatofuzz-what-i-want-my-ships-to-do-buy-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/potatofuzz.tumblr.com\/post\/25983686567\/what-i-want-my-ships-to-do-buy-a-kitten-or-a\">potatofuzz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>What I want my ships to do:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle<\/li>\n<li>snuggle in a big blanket<\/li>\n<li>hold hands<\/li>\n<li>nibble on wristbones<\/li>\n<li>whisper into necks<\/li>\n<li>be lazy<\/li>\n<li>buy food<\/li>\n<li>feed each other gummy worms<\/li>\n<li>laugh a lot<\/li>\n<li>laugh more<\/li>\n<li>headbutts<\/li>\n<li>get really happy<\/li>\n<li><em><strong>BANG<\/strong><\/em><\/li>\n<li>eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup<\/li>\n<li>argue over which avenger is the hottest<\/li>\n<li>make scrapbooks<\/li>\n<li>visit family<\/li>\n<li>sing really loud in the car<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>potatofuzz: What I want my ships to do: buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle snuggle in a big blanket hold hands nibble on wristbones whisper into necks be lazy buy food feed each other gummy worms laugh a lot laugh more headbutts get really happy BANG eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7120,334,4184],"class_list":["post-8873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-want-to-do-these-things-with-someone-too","tag-sob","tag-sob-sob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}