{"id":885,"date":"2015-02-09T23:23:19","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T23:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/09\/most-obvious-shit-about-the-signs\/"},"modified":"2015-02-09T23:23:19","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T23:23:19","slug":"most-obvious-shit-about-the-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/09\/most-obvious-shit-about-the-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"most obvious shit about the signs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aries: really energetic and angry<br \/>\nTaurus: super cute and loud<br \/>\nGemini: excited about everything<br \/>\nCancer: misunderstood and but the best friends ever<br \/>\nLeo: bossy and cuddly like a teddy bear<br \/>\nVirgo: great listeners that don&#8217;t like talking about themselves<br \/>\nLibra: kinda self centered and have a beautiful soul<br \/>\nScorpio: shy and hot 100% of the time<br \/>\nSagittarius: the glass is always half full and ready to try new things<br \/>\nCapricorn: they&#8217;re the ones that get shit done<br \/>\nAquarius: smarter than you probably and know more too<br \/>\nPisces: more selfless than anyone and genuinely cares about everyone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aries: really energetic and angry Taurus: super cute and loud Gemini: excited about everything Cancer: misunderstood and but the best friends ever Leo: bossy and cuddly like a teddy bear Virgo: great listeners that don&#8217;t like talking about themselves Libra: kinda self centered and have a beautiful soul Scorpio: shy and hot 100% of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,743,742,60,62],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mun-and-muse","tag-though-i-am-also-always-talking-about-myself-anyway-somehow","tag-true","tag-virgo","tag-zodiac","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}