{"id":8193,"date":"2013-05-25T05:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-25T05:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/05\/25\/magicanon-list-of-doom\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T05:26:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T05:26:00","slug":"magicanon-list-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/05\/25\/magicanon-list-of-doom\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic!Anon List of DOOM."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren&#8217;t some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you&#8217;ll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.<br \/>\nStuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____<br \/>\nLittle Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, not big enough to fly. Yes, big enough that you might need to cut holes in your shirt.<br \/>\nLips Like Morphine: You want to kiss everyone who says your name for the next ____.<br \/>\nSuper Psycho Love: For the next ___, you&#8217;re on a quest to make out with the one person you know you shouldn&#8217;t.<br \/>\nUse Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for _____.<br \/>\nBlood, Sex, and Booze: You wake up tied to a chair, your head hurts like fucking hell, and you taste blood on your lips holy shit you&#8217;re bleeding. Oh yeah, and you&#8217;re horny as shit. You&#8217;re stuck for ____ or until someone helps you out.<br \/>\nNice Guys Finish Last: If you&#8217;re a nice guy, now you&#8217;re bad. If you&#8217;re a bad guy, you&#8217;re now nice. If you&#8217;re somewhere in the middle, you&#8217;re now a fuckin&#8217; cat.<br \/>\nJust a Little Girl: No, I don&#8217;t give a fuck about your gender. For the next ____, you&#8217;re a little girl.<br \/>\nThe Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself &#8212; your good and your evil, for ___.<br \/>\nAutomatisch: You are now a robot or a cyborg (have metallic parts) for _____.<br \/>\nAnyway You Want It: You have to follow the next 5 commands in your inbox, no matter what. (Can only be refuted by another anon).<br \/>\nSo Fierce: You&#8217;re suddenly some kind of sex kitten, for ______. You smouldering temptress.<br \/>\nChained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length).<br \/>\nBrainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name. Lasts for _____.<br \/>\nT-Shirt: You can wear nothing but a t-shirt for ______.<br \/>\nWhen They Come For Me: Yeah. They&#8217;re coming. You better run. They&#8217;ll give up the hunt on _____.<br \/>\nI Don&#8217;t Like The Drugs: Way to develop a physiological drug dependency for ____. Way to go, Tiger.<br \/>\nPushing Me Away: You now love everyone you hated. You hate\/are scared of the ones closest to you. Relationships that are somewhere in the middle are unaffected. Lasts for _____.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Dying: I&#8217;m so&#8230;so sorry&#8230;<br \/>\nKryptonite: Well, aren&#8217;t you a hunk.  You&#8217;ve got super strength, speed, x-ray vision, and dazzling hair.  There&#8217;s only one thing that can stop you, and that&#8217;s (anon decides).<br \/>\nDrunk: Get Home You&#8217;re drunk for _______. (Anon can specify a KIND of drunk; angry drunk, horny drunk, emotional drunk, etc..)<br \/>\nKiller in You: You want to kill everyone with RP with for ______. The only way to stop it is to kill yourself (you&#8217;ll come back, obvi. But whether or not you know that&#8230;)<br \/>\nGood Life: For _____, you have everything you&#8217;ve ever wanted. When it disappears, though&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren&#8217;t some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you&#8217;ll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit. Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____ Little Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5954],"class_list":["post-8193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-malist","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}