those blokes with the very nice car…\u00a0<\/a>\u00a0That’s three hundred divided by twenty-three, leaving us with 13.043 per person…”<\/p>\n![\"image\"](\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/1e576c9d9b9e912074bc44c6d31d6141\/tumblr_inline_mogm4bIHeJ1qz4rgp.jpg\")
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“No, no, that won’t do at all… I can’t imagine that anyone should want more than two cookies, but that would mean that I would need one hundred and fifty people to give cookies to… I suppose I could take them to my father’s office but even that would be excessive and then I would have to worry that my father’s colleagues are assuming that I’m trying to gain additional favor… and I can’t have that!”<\/p>\n
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“Perhaps one of the upcoming charity events? No… then I’d have to register them and it would not be coming from a proper catering service which would raise suspicion that we’re cutting budgets… and if I just left them there discretely, they would suspect that they were poisonous…”<\/p>\n
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“Actually, I don’t know the origin of these cookies in the first place… How do I know that they are safe for\u00a0anyone\u00a0<\/em>to consume, much less my fans, friends, family, and colleagues?!”
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“…I could always send them to Hattori-san… but I believe by this point that may be suspect for several different reasons.”<\/p>\n
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“I would just throw them away and be done with it, but I wouldn’t want to be rude. It was awfully considerate of that person to send me cookies in the first place, especially as I do love the occasional treat…"\u00a0<\/p>\n
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"Well! I suppose I ought to get on testing these cookies to ensure their quality and safety. then. It should only take me three or four hours to reach a conclusion.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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