{"id":8123,"date":"2013-06-16T01:34:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-16T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/16\/re-the-hopelessness-of-hakuba-4\/"},"modified":"2013-06-16T01:34:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-16T01:34:00","slug":"re-the-hopelessness-of-hakuba-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/16\/re-the-hopelessness-of-hakuba-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Re: The Hopelessness of Hakuba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blackfeatherswhitedoves.tumblr.com\/post\/53065999324\/re-the-hopelessness-of-hakuba\">blackfeatherswhitedoves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/b7ae690413ec4a4bb6fd021719cf57e9\/tumblr_inline_mogp9gru7P1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see your point.\u00a0 Cookies in large amounts can be so sinister.\u00a0 What if the gifter was trying to give you diabetes from such a large sugar dose?\u00a0 Or perhaps they think you have a nut allergy and put walnuts in them?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/2d31250ee9cc6ddb7d01868f3c44abe2\/tumblr_inline_mogpg9V4bM1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Stranger things\u00a0<em>have<\/em> happened&hellip; I suspect that they wanted to ruin my trim figure somehow, but honestly, how can anyone be expected to eat three hundred cookies on their own&hellip;? I suppose they could have known that I would over-analyze the gesture and spend all night running in circles&hellip; perhaps that was their sinister intent: to drive me to <strong>madness<\/strong>.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>blackfeatherswhitedoves: \u201cI see your point.\u00a0 Cookies in large amounts can be so sinister.\u00a0 What if the gifter was trying to give you diabetes from such a large sugar dose?\u00a0 Or perhaps they think you have a nut allergy and put walnuts in them?\u201d &ldquo;Stranger things\u00a0have happened&hellip; I suspect that they wanted to ruin my trim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1400,76],"class_list":["post-8123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blackfeatherswhitedoves","tag-ic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}