{"id":8120,"date":"2013-06-16T02:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-16T02:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/16\/question-008-if-you-give-a-hakuba-a-cookie-3\/"},"modified":"2013-06-16T02:12:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-16T02:12:00","slug":"question-008-if-you-give-a-hakuba-a-cookie-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/16\/question-008-if-you-give-a-hakuba-a-cookie-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Question 008 (if you give a Hakuba a cookie&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/conanlicious.tumblr.com\/post\/53068577743\/question-008-if-you-give-a-hakuba-a-cookie\">conanlicious<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Don\u2019t care. EAT IT OR NO MORE DETECTIVE TIME OR TEA FOR YOU.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strike>Fatty. 83<\/strike><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/64be4d95eb8e95e6bbce9f5226641ec3\/tumblr_inline_mogrcrSQ5e1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You&hellip;\u00a0<em>dare<\/em>\u00a0to threaten tea time?!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/7e1d87064ef3d87cad616096192faea5\/tumblr_inline_mograreK8c1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/bc1b315bcd970d73679f5b5e43f94dfb\/tumblr_inline_mogrbxpZEC1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;&hellip;This is<em> beyond<\/em> inappropriate behavior. No more discussion regarding suspicious baked goods <em>or<\/em>\u00a0my body, thank you very much. I am quite happy with the way that I look. Further correspondence will be directed to my\u00a0<em>lawyer.\u00a0<\/em>Don&rsquo;t make me write another PSA about proper internet etiquette.&quot;\u00a0<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>conanlicious: Don\u2019t care. EAT IT OR NO MORE DETECTIVE TIME OR TEA FOR YOU. Fatty. 83 &ldquo;You&hellip;\u00a0dare\u00a0to threaten tea time?!&rdquo; &ldquo;&hellip;This is beyond inappropriate behavior. No more discussion regarding suspicious baked goods or\u00a0my body, thank you very much. I am quite happy with the way that I look. Further correspondence will be directed to my\u00a0lawyer.\u00a0Don&rsquo;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[131,6835,195,6836],"class_list":["post-8120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cookies","tag-dont-threaten-tea-time","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-seriously-dont"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}