{"id":811,"date":"2015-02-13T01:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-13T01:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/13\/why-ur-sign-is-still-single\/"},"modified":"2015-02-13T01:00:43","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T01:00:43","slug":"why-ur-sign-is-still-single","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2015\/02\/13\/why-ur-sign-is-still-single\/","title":{"rendered":"why ur sign is still single"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>aries: moody as fuck<br \/>\ntaurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food<br \/>\ngemini: not committed enough and never has the time<br \/>\ncancer: too busy crying and watching tv<br \/>\nleo: too needy<br \/>\nvirgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl\/boy to save the day<br \/>\nlibra: no reason ur perfect<br \/>\nscorpio: trust issues and jealousy<br \/>\nsagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don&#8217;t know what you want<br \/>\ncapricorn: too dry and serious abut everything<br \/>\naquarius: too insensitive<br \/>\npisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aries: moody as fuck taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food gemini: not committed enough and never has the time cancer: too busy crying and watching tv leo: too needy virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl\/boy to save the day libra: no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,60,62],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mun-and-muse","tag-virgo","tag-zodiac","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}