{"id":8063,"date":"2013-06-21T03:05:50","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T03:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/21\/shell-understand-one-day\/"},"modified":"2013-06-21T03:05:50","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T03:05:50","slug":"shell-understand-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/21\/shell-understand-one-day\/","title":{"rendered":"She’ll understand one day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s true, ladies… the rumors are true. I did, indeed, get a haircut this afternoon. Fortunately, it was just a trim and it’s likely that most of you won’t even notice a difference. Never fear: I understand that my hair is one of the things that makes me so exotic, unique, and desirable.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Another quality are the parallels between myself and James Bond (especially as played by Sean Connery).\u00a0<\/p>\n

I brought this up with Baaya on the drive home and she gave me the most odd look.<\/p>\n

“You? James Bond? I suppose I can suspend my disbelief to correlate his name to yours with enough effort…”<\/p>\n

“Please, you know I’m more of an international spy than a regular old detective.”<\/p>\n

“Young Master…”<\/p>\n

And then she laughed. \u00a0And continued to do for the next four and a quarter minutes. I waited until she was finished, but the moment she looked back at me, the laughter returned.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Baaya is known to be a critic, however, so I suppose I should not be surprised. It does not change the facts.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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