{"id":7801,"date":"2013-06-29T11:15:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-29T11:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/29\/dear-ex-boyfriend\/"},"modified":"2013-06-29T11:15:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-29T11:15:00","slug":"dear-ex-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/06\/29\/dear-ex-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear ex-boyfriend,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/0c715c033258531b28d121b32ef54f3a\/tumblr_inline_mp5hlw5rSU1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>John-<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I received the wedding invitation the other day, forwarded on from my mum. I know you would want me to be thanking you, but instead I\u2019m left baffled. I haven\u2019t spoken to you in over three years and I damn well don\u2019t intend to start now, let alone attend your \u2018celebration.\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Oh, yes, your bride is very lovely indeed. I\u2019m left to wonder, though\u2026 did you choose her, or your parents? Have you really changed or are you just hiding who you are, how you felt, and what you told me?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Honestly, I don\u2019t care to find out the answer.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-S.J.H.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/><\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/284138345a65a8e70436547fe403ee7e\/tumblr_inline_mp5j87vmVu1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>&ldquo;I will never let you in again. Ever.&rdquo;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John- I received the wedding invitation the other day, forwarded on from my mum. I know you would want me to be thanking you, but instead I\u2019m left baffled. I haven\u2019t spoken to you in over three years and I damn well don\u2019t intend to start now, let alone attend your \u2018celebration.\u2019 Oh, yes, your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6670,117,76,97,2133,6669],"class_list":["post-7801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hakuba-may-be-drinking-a-lot-tonight","tag-headcanon","tag-ic","tag-john","tag-journal","tag-unsent-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}