{"id":7689,"date":"2013-07-04T07:52:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T07:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/04\/heiji-walks-into-the-room-and-pauses-oi\/"},"modified":"2013-07-04T07:52:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T07:52:00","slug":"heiji-walks-into-the-room-and-pauses-oi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/04\/heiji-walks-into-the-room-and-pauses-oi\/","title":{"rendered":"Heiji walks into the room and pauses. &#8220;Oi, asshole.&#8221; Making sure the stranger&#8217;s attention (and gun) is on him and not Hakuba, he grabs a floor lamp as a weapon and swings. Hey, this temporary invincibility turned out pretty handy after all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/25a8af3efd77c868daf6c016b6426263\/tumblr_inline_mpej3xLG9I1rms2iz.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Ah! Ha-Hattori-san!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>CRASH. The culprit falls. There\u2019s blood, but the man still seems to be breathing, gun a few feet away.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Th-thank you. Ah, I.. hope he\u2019s just unconscious. You really are\u2026 vigorous, aren\u2019t you?&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Ah! Ha-Hattori-san!&rdquo; CRASH. The culprit falls. There\u2019s blood, but the man still seems to be breathing, gun a few feet away.\u00a0 &ldquo;Th-thank you. Ah, I.. hope he\u2019s just unconscious. You really are\u2026 vigorous, aren\u2019t you?&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6608,6607,6609],"class_list":["post-7689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-heiji-saves-hakuba-from-gunman","tag-very-very-vigorous","tag-woo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}