{"id":7536,"date":"2013-07-10T02:29:27","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T02:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/10\/phantom-thief-kid-its-not-comfortable\/"},"modified":"2013-07-10T02:29:27","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T02:29:27","slug":"phantom-thief-kid-its-not-comfortable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/10\/phantom-thief-kid-its-not-comfortable\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/phantom-thief-kid.tumblr.com\/post\/55049938150\/whiteknighthakuba-lions-do-have-rather\">phantom-thief-kid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/e496e0f4c9b7cd2b46e6a8a348492185\/tumblr_inline_mpnkxbKNhz1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It\u2019s not comfortable, sitting in this blood, but I wanna get this stuff straightened out before I head off to shower. The anticipation and worry building up like that as you wait for me to reappear clean? Bad.&rdquo; And Hakuba fretted enough as it was.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;But that would be a wise idea, having my other side caged up.&rdquo; He gave Hakuba a smirk. &ldquo;<span>I have a pacifist reputation for a reason. I\u2019d rather not attack people, even as the king of beasts.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Maybe you could train my lion self over time and I could be your oversized cat? Wonderful to have for keeping warm on chilly nights, I would imagine.&rdquo; Jesting there, but making jokes would probably keep Hakuba reasonably calm.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8250658dc04f2aaf25d27e631b5de86f\/tumblr_inline_mpp80xgz6W1qz4rgp.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m&hellip; not actually a ticking time bomb, you know&hellip; I\u00a0<em>can<\/em> handle stressful situations.&rdquo; Just not when they were about Kudou. Or feelings. Or half a dozen other, important topics.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;For this, I&rsquo;ll recommend that you wear a harness under your clothing&hellip; loose, so that it can accommodate the lion&rsquo;s form. That would at least make it easier to recapture you, should you escape. Securing your house would be another step.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The detective looked thoughtful. &rdquo;&hellip;as for training, I&rsquo;ve never actually owned a cat before. I&rsquo;ve got experience training dogs&hellip; Horses I&rsquo;ve worked with. My hawk, of course. But a lion? How do I know you wouldn&rsquo;t just eat me up?&ldquo;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Hakuba smiled at this&hellip; mostly because he&rsquo;d managed to follow the KID lion earlier with great success in the not getting eaten department.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>phantom-thief-kid: &ldquo;It\u2019s not comfortable, sitting in this blood, but I wanna get this stuff straightened out before I head off to shower. The anticipation and worry building up like that as you wait for me to reappear clean? Bad.&rdquo; And Hakuba fretted enough as it was. &ldquo;But that would be a wise idea, having my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[76,2021,75],"class_list":["post-7536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ic","tag-phantomthiefkid","tag-rp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}