{"id":7498,"date":"2013-07-11T04:23:15","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T04:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/11\/how-about-duck-a-lorange-for-the-happy-hungry\/"},"modified":"2013-07-11T04:23:15","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T04:23:15","slug":"how-about-duck-a-lorange-for-the-happy-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/2013\/07\/11\/how-about-duck-a-lorange-for-the-happy-hungry\/","title":{"rendered":"how about duck a l&#8217;orange for the happy hungry hobbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/57ea20f09244ed8e4ab43d9a1331fcc6\/tumblr_inline_mpr84550Bn1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d6b94d88c941c92bfaecee9c931f09de\/tumblr_inline_mpr84hVHeW1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;\u2026This is\u2026\u00a0<em>not<\/em> funny\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/fc0c368a61c08020c424be2d26e34a9e\/tumblr_inline_mpr857mE1Q1rms2iz.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&quot;\u2026it\u2019s so\u2026\u00a0<em>awful<\/em> and oily<em> oh god why can\u2019t I stop?!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;\u2026This is\u2026\u00a0not funny\u2026\u201d &quot;\u2026it\u2019s so\u2026\u00a0awful and oily oh god why can\u2019t I stop?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6386,40,6385,195,4452,360,334,6387,6388],"class_list":["post-7498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anon-why","tag-anonymous","tag-eats-everything","tag-hakuba-answers","tag-ma","tag-no","tag-sob","tag-why-would-you-pick-that","tag-woobieba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/archive.gabapple.com\/tumblr\/whiteknighthakuba\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}